Kayak

Dabbling in Paddleism

Chris & Bradley

Nihilists? Not us… sounds exhausting. To use the parlance of our times, we’re just a couple friends of Maudie’s about to enter a world of pain. But we aren’t racing for bones, or clams… or whatever you call them. Our mission: just lookin’ for a couple oat sodas 1000 miles down river. Long story short, these abiding dudes aren’t in the Yukon to fix the cable.

Chris: “It’s down there somewhere, let me take another look.”

Bradley: “I am the walrus”

Impossible

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